Beard Shampoo Bar

I purchased through Amazon, but feel it's only right to lay words on the source.



I am an ex-pat Pom living in Japan where beards are damned by the Corporations at large. The majority of Japanese males have lost touch with what beards once represented and have almost entirely given up their manhood. I thereby require my beard to remind the Japanese of what's becoming an endangered form of life, to take back what's right and fight against the oppressors of beards to live free, as men once did.

With such a task, I have been looking for a product that, not only can be smuggled across the border of beard control, but be all it hopes to be in terms of its use.



I can honestly say that I have found an exemplary product here. The smell immediately reminds a man of natures call, with deep notes of pure strength. The lather is a pure, creamy ecstasy that goes to work on any frizzy, tangled mess. I cannot over-emphasize the glory of the lather.

The after-effects are a well-managed beard, with a sense of order. I am left with a feeling that I have done right by my beard and it can boldly go out to the world and live well. My only uncertainty is the smell on my beard after use. My wife's nose, however untrained, took a whiff. Given that I have only made two applications so far, her response was that my beard had the aroma of vegetable stock. In defense, I reasoned that the use of shampoo like this is like cooking, the smells take time to permeate and vegetable stock may just be the beginning. I welcome any feedback on this.



In summary, keep up the good work. I am already eyeing up your gloss tin to further assist and hope the beard control border of Japan will, once again, allow its entry.



Sincerely, your valued customer.

I buy this for my partner all the time, he works all day in a kitchen and so his beard can smell and be greasy, but after using this shampoo bar his beard feels and smells amazing. definitely recommend.

Leaves my beard soft and smelling nice. Has stopped beardruff too. I use it on my body as well. Seems like it should last a while.

I like it, foams nicely leaving my beard squeaky clean..

Whether hand, paw, talon, peudopod, wing, appendage or antenna were the preferred limb of caressment, each and every creature of the wilderness I encountered would pause, to savour the full majesty of the Beard Itself. Then each would approach tentatively, with respect and awe. Slowly, with absolute reverence, each would pluck fortunate the courage required for tactile c tact with my beard of almost supernatural beauty.

In this way I have lived many long months since, my golden beard tended by the delicate pincers of the hermit crab, shelter from the rain by a kindly owl, around my feet those delightful creatures of the forest who see me now as more habitat than man, albeit a more mobile habitation to that which they are accustomed.

Certainly, Sirs and Madams, you may quote from my merry tale in order to spruce sales to other hirsute chaps.

Do not follow us- myself and my people, however, into the forest, though. They worship but one patron of the living world and would feign to see a rival.